The World’s First Reality Horror Movie on the World’s Only Known 35MM Print!

Buried in the abandoned property of escaped criminal pornographers and rescued from purgatory by cultural excavator/comedian Megan Koester, this is your one and only opportunity to experience the terrifying and titillating Suicide Girls calendar girls’ slasher saga captured on glorious, gory, and grainy mini-DV.

Someone is terrorizing the tattooed, be-banged, be-pierced, and be-belayaged Suicide Girls and turning their scenic cabin photoshoot retreat into an orgy… of blood!

Special thanks to Anthony Oberbeck and Mitch Anderson